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The Art Of Conversation Is Dead – (What?)

Art of conversation

What conversation?

The fuckers sit there shtoom 

No doubt

Say nowt

About owt

Then no fucker knows what ye thinking about

Fuck me, we need a cultural revolution

With a branch

Or thread

To wake

The brain dead

Shit give them something

Something cheap

A dummy?

No

That’s been done

Dumb fucking punk rockers or some fuckers

Been there, done that got the T-shirt

Fuck off wanker

Still got the T-shit?

I burnt my bastard a lang time back

Get ye old mans sting vest out

Shit for brains

No a dummy is nee good

I’ll tell you what?

What?

Masking tape

Reet across the bastard’s mouth

Herd the bastards into a corner of the bar

And then when ye gan inta a pub ye know who to keep away from

Stand out like a bind cobblers thumb

Keep well back

Well back

A void

Then all us conversationalist can enjoy the crack

But keep ye eye on them

And occasionally just get one of the bastards and rip the fucking tape off his mouth

Right you bastard want a drink?

What?

Understand English?

What?

Aye gan ta the bar & get ye self a drink

But once you have ordered get that fucking tape back on

And then we’ll see how flat ye beer is next we rip it off again

Now fuck off

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Woman – Please

Well have ye not heard of the Geordie Gardiner technique?

No

Why man you’ve not lived

A lot of woman think they can only come once

So on ye go nice

But not as good as after the Geordie Gardiner technique

Aye?

Why aye man

Get ye laccy out*

But first ov all
After her first one

Well she can av more

Aye?

Why aye

After the first it’s a waste of time continuing straight after

Why’s that?

Too tender

But it’s all down ta timing

Just wait 15 seconds

Then do it again

And 20 seconds later she will have her second

Then wait 15 seconds again

Then do it again

And 20 seconds later she has her 3rd

And her 4^th

5^th, 6^th, 7^th

As many as she wants

All neet lang

All ower the house

* See WEST AM - WEST AM & the Story ov SOFTYBOY

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